Failed (& Funny) Pick Up Lines

  • Are you Jamaican? Cause jamaican me crazy.
  • If you were a new burger at McDonalds be called the McGorgeous.
  • Wanna see me burp out your name?
  • Do you know Karate? Cuz your body is kickin’.
  • Ur parents must be assholes cause your da shit.
  • Did you just fart, cuz you blew me away! 
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in. 
  • Gütenabend Fraulein, mein Kampf oder dein Kampf?
  • Mag ik je nummer? Kben een telefoonboek aant schrijven…


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