Hënj: IKEA’s Instructions for Stonehenge

I Kea

You Kea

We Kea

I love the caption at the bottom, which reads:

-Important! Ensure all components are free from mud, dung and evil spirits before assembly. Wear appropriate safety equipment (spear, flint knife etc.) in the event of bears. Small parts are not included.

-If plagued by demons or suffering from pestilence, seek advice from a druid before attempting assembly.

-May contain quartz.

It seems like other crucial ingredients to make Hënj are a magician and some beer. No problem for the beer, but where do I find that magical man??


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